Thursday, January 31, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

will ferrell on cnbc

with a little jon mcenroe thrown in for good measure...

perry bible fellowship rules



search for "chaos grid" too. they're all great, but it's my favorite

Friday, January 25, 2008

death star canteen

you suck at photoshop

the vader sessions

star wars with audio dubbed in from james earl jones' other movies...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

hence, my self loathing.



LQTM, hank.

FU FAA

A Philadelphia couple re-decorated their roof after noise complaints to the FAA went unheard... The pic was photoshopped by the newspaper, but it says, in 7-foot tall letters, "FUCK U FAA. No Fly Zone."

Hehe.

david lynch hates your iphone

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

laziness pays

When waiting for a bus, mathematicians have figured out that it is more efficient to just be lazy and wait for the damn bus. Note that this study was NOT done with the MUNI, however.

mmmm coffeeeee, take two

IN THE NAME OF JESUS, STOP IT!!! (wait until 1:00 mark)...

mmmm coooofffeeeeeee.....

the most expensive to make cup of coffee ever. blue bottle cafe, opening today has this $20,000 coffee making machine from japan. need i say more? i will go this weekend and post about my hopefully-wonderful cup of coffee.
link

hit me on my iphone

sweet moves at 1:35 mark...

pen cap cutlery

i guess it's better than using pencils as chopsticks...


Din-ink

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

hooray for hornets and honeybees..

hornets are pretty badass:


but, some honeybees have figured out a way to fight back:


Good work, honeybees are kind of cute.. More scary bugs here.

Ohh.. and do NOT, I repeat do NOT watch this video if you are planning a trip to the tropics anytime soon.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

To Paula: "I'm not much of a talker...

... so I think I'll just stalk her"

Everyday Normal Guy Rap #2


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the world's luckiest people

a compilation of lol almost-fail

fail



if they make them, i will buy them

What's the McFLY 2015 project?

It's a grassroots movement to get Nike to make available to consumers the futuristic-looking sneakers seen in the 1989 movie Back to the Future Part 2.

sign the petition here

killer muni

this only give McFly another reason to not ride the muni...

from SFGATE:

San Francisco streetcar struck a man then dragged him for three blocks before stopping in a fatal accident in the Sunset District on Wednesday night that authorities described as gruesome.

The victim, who has not been identified, was apparently hit by an N-Judah streetcar on 31st Avenue and Judah Street at about 9:04 p.m. and dragged to 28th and Judah, said San Francisco police Sgt. Neville Gittens.

The man was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was told that it was a scene that stretched several blocks and it was very bloody," Gittens said.

The incident was the second Muni accident of the night. About an hour earlier, a streetcar struck a car at 44th Avenue and Taraval Street, injuring several people who were transported to San Francisco General Hospital, a Muni spokeswoman said.

The number of people hurt and the extent of their injuries had not yet been determined, she said.

In the Judah accident, Gittens said investigators had not determined how the man who was hit or what he was doing at the time.

"We don't know much about how it happened," he said. "There are a lot of unanswered questions."

Janis Yuen, the Municipal Railway spokeswoman, would only confirm that the N Judah train was heading toward downtown and that "a light rail vehicle and a person made contact."

She said buses were running between 19th Avenue and the beach and trains were running between 19th Avenue and downtown while authorities investigated the scene.

"It's currently under investigation and so now the police take over," she said.

On January 7, a 90-year-old woman was injured when she was hit by an N Judah on the corner of 9th Avenue and Irving Street.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

would you like a tick tack?


Mary J. Blige is on the juice

seriously, wtf?...

Reports mention entertainers 50 Cent and Mary J. Blige among other celebrities as part of steroid investigation in New York...

Making work fun

Thanks threadless...

DO YOU Want the Job?

da Wizard

The Wizard is a classic...possibly the greatest Power Glove movie of all time ...but the end sucked. This interview clears it up...bad story + bad director = shitty movie.

Monki: One thing that has always bugged me is the dinosaurs in the movie. Is that something that was written into the script or was that something you knew about or...

Todd Holland: It was a whole thing... and the thing with the script is it had heart, but it was missing a lot and so I went and pitched that whole California thing. It wasn't in the script at all.

Monki: Oh wow.

Todd Holland: I pitched and I said... because the end at the original script, Jimmy literally takes that lunch box, and I have the original script to show you, he takes that lunch box and heaves it out the car window and it lands in a river and sinks. I was like "OK, his sister drowned, so how could he possibly heave his lunch box out of a car and let it sink in a river?" I picked this whole thing about him saying something that nobody understands, like what if he's saying something like "California" and nobody knows what that means, but really he knows what he means, because in the script I came on board to do, he was just wondering all of the time and wasn't going anywhere. I said "What if he's actually going somewhere as though he's on a mission? And that that sets us on the road journey and then... what if it's someplace that they all forgot about, like those dinosaurs on the 10?" and they went for it. The writer wrote it in and the studio liked it. They wrote it in and we were two thirds through the movie now, we had been to Nevada and come back to LA.

Monday, January 14, 2008

damn, musta been a good party


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some aussie newscaster tries to get a 16 year old to come and ride on her moral high horse. he's 16. and surprise, he's not very sorry.

oh, and nice nipple ring, dude.

high class hookers



Yah, so this is real nice... there was supposedly a high class hooker bust last week here in South San Francisco. SFist posted the story, and then the comments started aflowin' including this one:

"When I lived at the Aurora (4th/Harrison above Whole Foods), there was a lot of resident speculation that some of the ladies up there were higher class working girls. Heard this from several other residents, so it probably wasn't just our imagination. . ."


Oooo.. that's nice. Hookers right above Whole Foods! How convenient! But, are they organic?

Japanese dizzy boxing

no pants



Hmm.. while "no pants" day may seem like a funny/good idea, reports from the field indicate that it was actually not such a great idea.

Mildly humorous, sure. A few cute girls, perhaps. But really, it really just reminds us that pants really protect us from having to see the scarily bare legs of our fellow public transportation riders.

Yah. So, um. Pants please. Thanks.

why Romo wasn't crying

the TO who cried "Romo"

this. is. JEOPARDY!

For all you smarty pantsies out there.















link from dennis.

Friday, January 11, 2008

butt scratcher? butt scratcher!

this mix carries me through the end of the workday


SeeqPod Music beta - Playable Search

Hello World!

This is my first contribution. Thanks.

if you replace all your vowels with o it is fun


andy:
if you replace all your vowels with o it is fun
andy: try it
me: whot do yoo moon?
me: hmm.
andy: ho ho
me: so thos os whot wo'ro doong now?
andy: yos
me: horo's a postol sorvoco romox
me: http://hypem.com/track/456498
andy: wow
andy: thot's fonny
me: o cooldn't rploco tho vowols on tho orl bocooso thon ot wooldn't work onomoro

komodo dragon + japanese girls + meat helmets

thank you explosm.net

for giving us the joy of comics...